My ode to BSB

FROM ONE BSB FAN, WHO ATTENDS AS MANY MEETINGS AS I CAN, TO SEE THE RIDERS MOTIVATION TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP~DOMINATION. FOR RACING INSPIRATION THIS IS MY DEDICATION. FIRSTLY TO THE COMMENTATORS, WHO’S VOICES BREATHE FIRE ~ LIKE INCINERATERS, WITH ENTHUSIASM AND EXCITEMENT, THRILL SEEKING INDITEMENT. ~THERE CAN’T BE ANYTHING WORSE, THAN THE DREADED “COMMENTATERS CURSE”. HAERD BUT NOT SEEN ~ FRED CLARKE THE VOICE FROM THE DARK. THEN THERE’S JAMIE WHITHAM, WHO RIDES THE RACES WITH ‘EM. JACK BURNICLE AND CRACKNELL JAMES BOTH HAVE CRAP SURNAMES (CAN’T RYHYM) ~ AND FINALLY OUR JANIE, NO.1 HOST/INTERVIEW LADY. BUT THEN THERE’S LARRY CARTER, THE CHAMPAGNE DARTER. (SOAK HIM BOYS) FROM THE MANAGEMENT TEAMS, WHO HELP TO FULFILL THE DREAMS. THE MECHANICS AND CREW WORK HARD, ~ IF FOUND SKIVVING YOU’LL BE SHOWN YOUR CARD. PIT BOARDS REVEAL THE SCORE IF TOO SLOW YOU’LL BE SHOWN THE DOOR. THEN COMES THE RIDERS ~ OUR HEROES GRIM REEPER IS STIRRING THEM IN THE FACE THROUGHOUT EVERY SECOND IN A RACE. DEATH DEFYING SPEED, IS A RIDERS ONLY NEED. TO BE FIRST ACROSS THE FINISH LINE, GET OFF MY BIKE ~ WHAT WAS MY TIME? WHERE AM I ON THE LEADERSHIP BOARD? HOW MANY POINTS HAVE I SCORED? DREAMING ~ THE PODIUM IS MINE, TO STAND ON TOP OF IT EVERY TIME. THE THING IN MY HEART MOST DEAR, TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR. TO CARRY THE NUMBER ONE ON MY BIKE, IS THE THING THAT I’D MOST LIKE. COME RAIN OR SHINE, OUR FANS ARE HERE, TO CHEER US ON THROUGHTOUT THE YEAR. FROM THE MARSHALLS TO THE RACE DIRECTOR AND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN, WE ARE A “WINNING TEAM” ~BSB~ ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY. GOOD LUCK AND KEEP SAFE. 100% RESPECT TO ALL. SUE ELLIOTT BSB FAN #3

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