SDoc100 Insect Protector spray in action

Get ready for the most exciting 2:57 of your life. Er, actually, this video for Sdoc100 Insect Protector is about as edgy as a sleeping gran, but like all the German firm’s products, it’s functional and to the point.

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On this evidence, the new spray will stop bugs from sticking to bodywork. We’ll be testing this claim in a future issue of MCN.

Oh, and the soundtrack’s verging on iffy porno, too.