New KTM Brandeisen, really

This one took us a while to work out – a KTM branding iron?

But apparently it’s a barbeque tool. We’ll explain. So you’ve cooked your steak, but how are you going to tell which one is yours?

Easy, just mark it by heating the end of this brandeisen and sear KTM onto the meat. We highly recommend you don’t try using it for anything else though – an entourage of KTM-style tattoos isn’t what we’re looking for.

It’ll cost you £8 from a KTM dealer.

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