Petition (or new religion?)

How about a petition? Something along the lines of “stop stereotyping and encouraging prejudice against bikers- spend police money on ‘intelligent’ traffic police, not ultra-specific electronic traps.” Better than nothing!

Or we could create a new religion. The holy church of Christ – Biker! Next time someone is jailed for ‘potentially causing possible death by speeding’ the government can think twice before instilling religious hatred!

Rastafarians can legally administer a class B drug. The church of biker could all meet each Sunday for a religious rideout to a place of worship (Cat & Fiddle anyone?) Anyone interfering in this worship would be attempting to suppress a religion, something taken very seriously in the UK (unlike road safety planning). Serious about the petition though!