The streets are safe again

Thursday morning 14/2/08

As the two mean hombres rode through the rush hour traffic of South West London on their trusted Bonneville’s, the big brave sheriff sitting in his £42,000 unmarked BMW, noticed the evil transgressors.

Continuing in his quest to make London a crime free city, he went in hot pursuit, blue lights and sirens a wailing for 2.5 dangerous miles, he braved the rush hour traffic sending other road users scattering for safety in his pursuit of justice.

Finally Sherriff Roland and his deputy Calamity Jane stopped the hombres and under the morning sun issued two fixed penalty notices for displaying incorrect number plates (Black and Silver) and justice was done.

London is now a much safer place to be, Thank you!

Anonymous

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