Have you seen "Out a mate"?

Named and shamed, the list is long and distinguished. On our News board we invited you to ” out ” a mate (or even yourself), who’s committed a gross act of biking stupidity.

Here’s just a few choice examples culled from the threads:

Dodgyhaircut grassed on just about everyone he knows: ” Waynekerr dropped his SV650 in his garage after he caught the stand on some carpet.

” Kungfoobob dropped his R6 on top of himself and had to ask a passer by to help him up. I nearly dropped a GSX-R600 test bike when the pavement turned out to be 3 inches lower than I thought.

Kungfoobob is the gold medallist in the daft category: ” I sprayed the front disc on my NS125R with WD40 because it squeaked.

” I over tightened the sump plug on my R6 once and had to replace the whole sump. I fixed the fuse on my MuZ by wrapping it in a bit of kitkat foil wrapper. I went for a ride after adjusting my chain without tightening up the axle nut!

” Looped a trail bike in front of two old ladies walking a dog. Got my knee down after my knee slider fell off and wore thru my leathers.

Does this bit of soul-baring from Ablackley sound familiar? ” The day before my bike test, i was practising U-turns which i was crap at. Bike started to fall so I gave it some more throttle, let the clutch out a bit quick, wheelied into a tree and then bounced off some old blokes garden wall. Took and passed test with 3 fractured ribs. ”

Click on the link on the right to find the thread and to add your own.