The ultimate carbon-fibre accessory

What do you get for the sports bike rider who has everything?

A carbon-fibre toilet seat obviously. Tastefully supplied with chrome brackets this lovely item can be yours for just £85 from U.S. company Rider Performance Motorcycles.

While it’s durable, featherweight construction may not seem the obvious answer to slashing yout lap-times, just a few moments conentration should see your sprung weight tumble.

If you can’t live without one, then Rider Performance can be contacted at www.riderperformancemotorcycles.com

Since you’re (wait for it….) flushed with enthusiasm (ho-ho),we’ll pass on your thoughts from our News board:

oldgit said; ” No thanks, I’ll stick to Italian bikes. And to anyone who refers to a Laverda as a Lavvy, bollox, it isn’t big and it isn’t clever. ”

Rogerdare said; ” Maybe, but only if it comes with a free titanium bog roll holder and some clip-ons. ”

And so on…cairns: ” Does that mean you end up with a loud can? ” , fanarrfnarr: ” Will it increase my chances of getting a double bubble? ” and finally copout; ” is there a high perfomance race version, or just this bog standard one. ”

You can add your thoughts just by following the link on the right and looking for the post ” Carbon-fibre bog seat? ”